"Jam out!"
-Napoleon at the battle of waterloo, tucker battling mormons, etc. etc.
"But gaps are for going through!"
-Me, arguing with examiner over automatic fail on DMV test
"cool beans is most appropriate for english class"
-Me, I'll leave you to wonder...
"Sad but true: in cross country, the winner is often decided by who has to take a MASSIVE SHIT the least."
-Me
"YEAH! 3 INCH PRIDE!"
-Ryan, a very brave man
"How can you shoot women and children?!?!?!"
"It's easy, you just don't lead them as much."
-my uptight mother certainly wishes she knew...
"you go south and if small children are accosting you saying "chicklet chicklet" you went too far"
-My directions to San Diego
"The Galois Theorem
Suppose that SEX is not masturbation. Then lognSEX=0; where n is anything."
-thespark.com, a site much funnier than mine
"We need to find where god lives and TP him."
"I peed on his bike tires once."
-who knows, who cares
"I would really appreciate it, and in turn would try NOT to destroy my gun any further."
-Me begging for free spare parts from a manufacturer
"You are a sick freak with a foul mouth"
-My uncle after he saw this site
"You know damn right!"
-Kirpal, on a rampage after his dog was kicked
"Jesus! All you need now is your opium pipe and the image is finished."
-My dad, upon entering room
"No no, don't think that, no one likes you either."
-Somebody
"Damn I'm hungry"
-Me
"You want half?"
-Me hunched over corpse, asking Zombie Tucker
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