This is a picture of zombie chris, or so he says. I'm not certain, but I'm PRETTY sure he doctored this just a little using some high tech photoshop methods. Always raving about how he's a zombie, but I don't buy it.

This was the old zombie automag. It was alright, but I woke up at home and zombie tucker told me I'd been at the field and had had another break with reality and I'd wrapped it around the refferee's face. That really pissed off the field owner I guess, so I got banned for life. They'll get theirs soon enough though...They haven't learned the same lesson I taught those fools at the gym...

I took this picture at a big paintball event I went to and zombie bob snuck in behind the booth while the guy wasn't watching. You can see him in the bottom right hand corner. I think he was checking out that guy's ass or something.

Be all you can be.

buh?

When I see people doing things like this, I have to decide if their brains are worth eating. Once again, I reiterate that I disagree with zombie Tucker on the matter of stupid people's brains tasting poorly.

I think of this as a sort of ink blot test for zombi-ism. If you're at all like a zombie, you'll look at that picture and want to see a brain in all that nastiness. Otherwise it's like some baby in the womb grabbing the guys hand, I don't know somebody told me once. I would grab his hand too, and then probably bite him, because the womb is a nice place to be and it sucks to be disturbed like that.